Second-rounder

In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.

Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game

A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.

by Leon_Washington August 9, 2021

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Granby Roundabout

In the light of a full moon, having a blood orgy on the only rotary in the town of Granby CT. Participants dress in bear skin robes and slap each other in the face with pizzas from Geno’s. At one point, a bell is rung and someone must die!

Afterwards, there is to be a heated discussion on Granby Living until the admins shadow ban all involved.

Man, that last Granby Roundabout was intense! I lost half a lobster, a freshly fucked duck, and my car keys! Now I’m pregnant, have no idea who the father is, and I have to walk everywhere. Can I have a lift to the rotary to look for them?

by BoB Spelled Backwards November 23, 2021

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Blather 'Round

a game where you "stupidly, horribly, and idiotically" describe the prompt you pick, and if you guess it you get horny points. If you win you get to fuck Ms. Bubbles for no charge. WARNING: Has a high chance for dick to drown in water.

Blather 'Round is fun

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

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