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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo: I agree, Us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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Pulling A Dan

Completely bull shitting. Making up ridiculous lies and exaggerating things.
"I got asked to be the drummer on Madonna's tour!" "Oh stop Pulling a Dan"

"He said he got asked to be a model while he was on Holiday, but he was really just given an advert card for a photographer!" "Oh he was totally pulling a dan!!"
by Dan1234 February 28, 2008
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Pulling

Pulling, attracting someone of interest (attracting meaning looking, winking, asking for your number, or wanting the dick)
Examples of pulling:
A: That's what your wearing to the party?
B: Yeah Girl, I'm going to pull

or

A:You pull last night?
B: Hell Yeah! this nigga named tyrone asked for my number, DeAnthony Grabbed my ass, this dude with a ying yang tattoo was starring hard!
by BRO$A February 19, 2013
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Pulling a Michael

To attempt to leave a conversation, but to be pulled back again and again.
Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.

Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.
by EoPhGsY November 18, 2010
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Pulling a Teresa

The act of falling in love with a friend and confessing said love only to be rejected and lose friendship along with a Brovorce.
"So Elijah, are you going to ask out Sophie?"
"No, she just wants to be friends, I don't want to be Pulling a Teresa again!"
"Fair enough man, I know you really liked her."
by Vostrian Pen May 25, 2009
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Pulling a Slover

to attend a place, function, or town that many of a person's well know accomplices reside, only to not take the decent courtesy to relay the knowledge of being at that particular place, function, or town to the accomplice of that person.
"Yeah man. John really pissed me off last time I was in town, so I'm going to be pulling a slover next time I pass through."
by 'manda February 2, 2010
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