PTP

Acronym for "Preserve The Poon". Usually used to describe a situation where you must do everything possible to get sexual action from a woman. Often used in place of "sorry guys, maybe next weekend" when one places his woman before "the guys".

"Hey Bill, would you like to go out to the bars with us tonight?"

"No, I'm taking the lady out to dinner tonight. PTP!"

by keebler65 July 25, 2008

ptgsck-ga!

A sound used when stomping the foot on the ground to exert the knife from the shoe, used to attack an intrusive violinist.

Not to be used on women who are pregnant!

Also to be used to look like an idiot in front of other bassers.

A.: PTGSCK-GA!

Other bassers: What?

by Abchentiere August 29, 2006

ptsd

Pregnant Teen Sucking Dick

"She is such a ptsd"

by Alex aka honduran man October 28, 2009

Pterodactyled

to smoke so much weed that you feel like you are flying higher than a Pterodactyl.

i am going to sit on the couch watch robot chicken and smoke till i am Pterodactyled.

by freakpinhead March 16, 2009

Pterodactyl

When a girl is giving two handjobs and a blowjob at the same time, resembling a pterodactyl flying.

My girlfriend suggested my friends and i perform the pterodactyl with her.

by beerun June 9, 2010

PTF

Predicting the future

Last month my investment made 50 grand

Wow you're straight up PTF'ing

by NO_ID August 23, 2011

curaq-shim-ptro

Disappear or dissolve into a different world

He curaq-shim-ptro when he went home

by Pro-nun-see-A-shun August 23, 2003