Prison Bush

Upon a man's release from jail/prison and he has not trimmed his pubes the entire time he was locked up you will note excessive and horribly long/thick pubic hair. His prison bush can be so large that if he enters a doorway from the side, the first thing you see before any of him is visualized is his large prison bush. It must be attacked and tamed upon his return, at times requiring large shears, possibly even a weed whacker or hedge trimmers to beat back the jungle of pubes that has overtaken his genitalia area. It's best to start the grooming immediately as it could take much longer than any one could possibly guess and it shouldn't be given a chance to continue to grow wild and out of control as it may vine out onto the thighs and abdomen. Should this happen it is best to seek professional assistance. Please note that a prison bush is most common in the genitalia area of a man but can be found anywhere that has been neglected during a state funded vacation, such as chest, neck, face, or even his head. It must be tamed and conquered ASAP.

ME: My sweetie boo boo came home from the joint last week. I hade to use my kitchen shears I use to up whole chickens on that prison bush. By the time I could finally see his dick again I had a whole trash can of pubes, dull and hairy kitchen shears and a reason to walk bow-legged all this week.

BFF: I love you n all, friend, but TMI for real for real.

by Val Visitingroom January 1, 2026

Down Periscope

Used when two or more males are in tight living conditions. One is changing and yells down periscope when removing underwear to warn the other(s)that boxers, briefs, or other type of underwear is being removed.

Bob: Down Periscope!!!
Jim: Dude thanks for the warning me cause I was so just looking at your gay ass.

by Ihasn January 6, 2008

Curious Periscope

A method of wiping the ass after defecating. Toilet paper is wrapped around a finger and inserted into the rectum. The hook shape of the finger and subsequent motion resembles a spirited periscope operator.

The curious periscope technique is necessary to achieve a spotless cornhole.

by rocknrollsauce October 26, 2011

The Prison Drill

An exercise carried out before one leaves a party and must "sober-up" ASAP, say before entering the presence of unapproving authority figures. involves heavy drinking of water and excessive bread consumption. not to be confused with the "drop-the-soap drill".

Bro 1: dude, we gotta head back soon but we cant go back this drunk
Bro 2: its alright man, we just gotta go do the prison drill!

by Ruddy Duck February 6, 2012

pink periscope

When you are sitting on top of another man's penis in a bathtub and yours is so erect it leaves the water, like a periscope.

I was on top of Matt, I got a pink periscope when he entered me.

by Therein_Lies January 26, 2015

boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.

Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.

by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016