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Pres

This person is a bratty bottom, they will never admit this information and will project their bottomness on to others around them. Beware
"omg she's such a pres"
"Lmao sit down you pres"
by Lilshardy October 11, 2020
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Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...
by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023
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pres man

A bullaboy who say "p2bp" even though they first choice was naps.. pres men does bull each other in d bathroom
"Ay bai yuh is a pres man owah" saying as if you're gay
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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not pre worthy

a kind way of saying someone is trash.
"rsherrero is not pre worthy
by gonorstrom October 23, 2018
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Pre-Goon

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
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Pre-ancee`

When you have been with a guy/girl long enough that you know you are going to marry him/her but have not proposed yet. More than a boyfriend/girlfriend, but still not a fiancee`.
Your pre-ancee`.

Pronounced like fiancee`, but with pre-, as in coming before, as a prefix.
"Mom, Dad, this is Ashley, my pre-ancee`."
by Mayor Maynot October 19, 2012
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