peanut butter and jelly

While a woman is on her period, another person spreads fecal matter on the woman's vagina and then begins to eat her out.

Since having sex with his wife was out of the question because she was on her period, Jim decided to make a peanut butter and jelly instead.

by Masterofpuppetz May 13, 2005

Peanut Butter

internet slang for Pedobear, another internet meme for one who prefers younger company, now moving into actual slang.

Pedobear: Hey guys I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend.

Guy 1: Girlfriend? I thought she was your niece or something. How old is she?

Pedobear: 14

Guy 2: Whoa there peanut butter slow down!

by concernedparentlol August 22, 2009

Peanut Butter And Legos

When someone is taken advantage of in a sexual manor due to the mental retardation of the victim. Usually its disabled on disabled action.

In an episode of the classic ABC show program "Life Goes On". The episode featured a conversation between Corky and another handicaped individual where the topic was what they packed for lunch. One of the retarded people said he brought peanut butter and legos. It angered the character of Corky (played by Chris Burke)so much he grabbed the fellow Downie and raped him over a cafeteria lunch table.

by Patricio Bernardo Gouveia December 13, 2008

Peanut

Perhaps the coolest kind of salted appetizer there is among the world!

Girl: Gee, i could really go for a salted peanut right about now.
Nana Steival: Me too. a peanut with a FACE on it!!

by Tatti December 17, 2007

peanut butter and jelly

Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.

Tony gave lisa an extreme peanut butter and jelly last night!

by thegrandeton May 2, 2014

Peanut Head

Robert Ingle, whos head looks like a peanut.

Inexplicably going out with an 'attractive' woman.

"You have a peanut head Rob, you big fat bastard"

by Mark Hatchard March 17, 2004