Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.

While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis

by Nunuheartsbuck😘 February 17, 2016

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 21, 2023

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019

Pre Jack

To grab, buy, or do something before it is necessary to do it in order to prevent having to do it in the future — just in case it would be necessary to grab, buy, or do it later.

Imma pre jack that PS5 a month before Christmas, in case they sell out at that time.

by Prejack February 03, 2024

pre-favor

Where you do something for someone without being asked, and then try to throw it back in their face by demanding either payment or an unreasonable favor in return.

Two classic examples of shameless "pre-favoring" are:
(1) Offering to buy a girl lunch and then afterwards pressuring her to have sex with you --- or at least allow you to touch her intimately --- in return.
(2) Voluntarily performing some household chore like sweeping or snow-shovelling, and then telling the homeowner that he is now obligated to either give you cash or buy you a pack of cigarettes as payment for your labors.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

pre-daddy

A guy you are in a relationship with again that you were with prior to your baby- daddy.

Since my mom is remarried to her first Ex again, I call him my pre-daddy verses step-daddy.

by OneLoneCent April 11, 2021

The Tuesday Pre-Dinner

When it's time for a couple of hardworking teenagers to have a snack, they dont go anywhere, they go to Zackys cafe.
Where they can find almost everything to survive the day.

It occurs every Tuesday and the tradition will hopefully live on forever or so long the schedule say so.

-It's time for The Tuesday Pre-Dinner Snack.
-Hell Yeah!!

-I can't wait for The Tuesday Pre-Dinner Snack, it's going to be legen...... wait for it........dairy, it's going to be legendary!

by Jonathan Hillberg March 01, 2011