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patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.
Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.
by Bill January 21, 2006
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Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.
Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.
by nigger nick December 19, 2005
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poaty

Intense swelling of the lower abdomen from fluid or gas entrapment usually resulting in horrific bowel release.
Can't tonight dear, I'm feeling a bit poaty.
by Woofa Johnson June 14, 2006
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Pottage

Soup of ye olde times, eaten by peasants. Made with anything and everything that was available.
"Ere, luv, chuck summore apple cores into that there pottage."
by OtterOne January 18, 2009
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Patty Mag

A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.
Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.
by san-d-mag February 5, 2010
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Petty Famous

Trying to get famous though your family members.
An example of petty famous. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol Palin trying to be in the spot light by being a competitor in dancing with the stars.... SHE'S NOT EVEN A STAR! fail....
by Critic88 September 22, 2010
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