chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.
After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.
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Grey porn

An video or book about something extremely boring (specifically things that show organisation and or sorting) to most people but immensely pleasuring for someone like CGP Grey
Brady:This is totally grey porn
Grey: please stop
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druggie porn

Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.

Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.

Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.
by 00100001 January 5, 2014
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failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.
"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
by IMJL February 6, 2018
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Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.
On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.
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Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.
Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!
by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015
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porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.
dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.
by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015
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