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policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.
Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*
by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005
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Polyaimorous

You: Dude, I'm cybering with three different hoes I met on okcupid!

Me: You're polyaimorous. Like a plugged-in Mormon. But without the underage prostitutes.
by Hippie Eater Redux April 13, 2009
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police

The Police are supposed to be heroic members of Law Enforcement. They should be proud and heroic, but instead many of them accuse Civilians of acts that don't have anything to do with the matter and taunt them all because they have better lives and didn't have to deal with some of the abuse that the people that get sent to institutions have to deal with.
The Police blamed that Woman of not feeding her Son based on that there was no food in the apartment at the time they showed up, even though there were urine and fecal matter in their apartment from her Son within the few hours that he had eaten. Now the woman is looked at as a Criminal because of their ridiculous accusations- real Accusation made on a Civilian who had her Son taken away (Syracuse New York- 2012)
by CareForOthersNotBeingAbused February 29, 2016
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Police

People given privilege too kill innocent lives with no consequences
I want to get paid to capture and kill minorities I guess I can be a police.
by BlackPantherBoy2000 February 25, 2021
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Policy of Truth

You had something to hide
Should have hidden it, shouldn't you?
Now you're not satisfied
With what you're being put through
It's just time to pay the price
For not listening to advice
And deciding in your youth
On the policy of truth
Things could be so different now
It used to be so civilized
You will always wonder how
It could have been if you'd only lied
It's too late to change events
It's time to face the consequence
For delivering the proof
In the policy of truth
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Now you're standing there tongue tied
You better learn your lesson well
Hide what you have to hide
And tell what you have to tell
You'll see your problems multiplied
If you continually decide
To faithfully pursue
The policy of truth
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
by Death Menace March 24, 2023
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pole policy

If she licks it, I get to stick it.
by James March 11, 2003
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