mincemeat pie

An insanely delicious pie made of apples, peaches, cherries, raisins, and other tart fruits. It is the best pie ever made, with the exception perhaps of pumpkin pie. Typically served with egg-nog at Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations.

"Oh man, I just ate five slices of mincemeat pie."
"Yeah, well, go eat more, son."

by Phaedrus Raen November 28, 2005

Cherry Cream Pie

latin: strages

An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

lubricant pie

A foreign dessert that can make you feel better once you've had un pretected sex.

Aisha-Omg i slept with Bill and didnt use a condom
Alexa- Awh, sokay babe have some lubricant pie

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Cheddah-Pie

A smelly, dirty vaginal region gets a thin layer of a goopy substance. Known to smell horrid enough to pull over a bus full of nuns.

Sam: Don't have sex with her! Dave: Why not, man? Sam: She got that Cheddah-Pie niggah! Dave: EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!

by Cheeeedddaaaahhhh September 12, 2011

lemon merengue pie

The act of cleansing the semen from a person's face with a stream of urine whilst simultaneously striking them in the cheek with a frozen pie shell. Invented by the great Eric Egle during a pilgrimage to Ibiza, Spain.

I gave my girlfriend a lemon merengue pie for her birthday and she loved it.

by joe999888 February 10, 2007

bacon pie

A delicious dish, native to Central New York State (Upstate). The first recorded bacon pie was baked for the celebration of Noah Cook's birthday.
A bacon pie consists of 3 pounds of slightly pre-cooked bacon baked in a pie crust. It is agreed that it is a beautiful dish to behold, and its taste a unique and wonderous thing. Bacon pie is usually only consumed with root beer.

We are the few, the select, the elite, for we only have partaken of the Pie. You have not, and are therefore inferior.

"Hey Noah, your mom's making us some bacon pie for dinner, right?"

by Brad Slocum October 10, 2005

Mac Pie A La Mode

The Mac Pie A La Mode is a MacDonalds apple pie (or other kind of pie like wildberry) and a McFlurry eaten together in harmony.

Step 1: Purchase 1 or 2 pies (2 pies if your going for the value menu) and a plain McFlurry (no condements like smarties).

Step 2: Depending on how you would like to enjoy your Mac Pie A La Mode, you can take a chunk of pie and scoop some ice cream or (as I like to do it) make a hole in the center of the McFlurry and insert the pie, and taking scoops of ice cream and pie at the same time.
*There are other variations of the Mac Pie A La Mode such as mixing the pie in with the ice cream.

Person 1: "I want something for dessert that cheap and tastes great. What should I get"

Person 2: "You should get a Mac Pie A La Mode"

Person 1: "What the hell is that?"

Person 2: "It's the best damn dessert in the world!"

by SkaterK December 27, 2007