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Making Paper Hats

The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.
Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."

Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."
by SrgMiffy March 18, 2009
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flash paper

or 'flash'; -money, currency, tender, big-uns, etc!

flash paper is a type of paper used in the laboratory that goes 'up in smoke' very quickly, upon encountering certain chemicals or reactions. -very direct parallel to the fate of ones' money!
i was going to 'get funky' tonight, but now i ain' got no flash paper!!

the club bouncer quickly pocketed john's flash, and promptly let him in.

ace was fighting to come up with more flash paper!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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side paper poo

Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
by starkasm September 2, 2010
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hanging paper

When you fart and shit at the same time and spray chunks onto the sides of the toilet that don't get flushed away.
Dude, some one was hanging paper in the bathroom.
by Tgbiggin August 27, 2015
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Plunge My Paper

Something friends do at parties when drunk off your face or when really bored off your face.
Get a plunger and put it in between your legs. Get toilet paper and put it inbetween your legs.
Try to get the stick of the plunger in the whole of the toilet paper, Like your humping somebody.
Emma : Let's play Plunge My Paper!
Heather : Bahaha! For sureee!
Chelsea : I'm not lesbian man!
by BeanerNigger August 3, 2009
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