Peaches

A girl with a nice ass, looks good naked, and is incredibly sexy.

Boy 1: So you hooked up with Peaches?
Boy 2: Yep! And I got all up inside her!
Boy 1: Nice!

by WhoFuckinCares? September 12, 2016

Peach Smoothie

When a guy drinks or slurps the access cum from the womans vagina ( or anus) after sex.

Girl: you just came in me
Boy: now im going to drink that peach smoothie

by Celery Baggie June 7, 2016

patchwork pussy

When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.

by Annazoe January 7, 2017

patch it

Ignore it / them

1. I don't want to go out tonight
2. Patch it then.

by Ayynonahmoose February 4, 2017

peacheswelfarecheck

A instagram account that has over 400 followers and is a spam page that is ran by two people. A spam page meaning they post memes, funny videos & other good content they also got recognize by a instagram user named "lovelypeaches4ever100" I guess they went live with each other which brought "peacheswelfarecheck" followers

Dan: "hey have you watched this video on peacheswelfarecheck account"

Rose: "no let me see"

by Ligmaballs100 September 25, 2018

Peaches and Bananas

Like Apples and Oranges, but with Humans...... as noms

Human 1: Why would it be weird if you're straight male friend grabbed your gay female friends' butt, but it wasn't weird when your gay male friend T-Ed just grabbed your straight female friends' tits and screaming "HeeeeeyyyyyAiimmmeeeeWaaasssupGurrrl!!!" at the party?

Human2: Got me. Peaches and Bananas bruh...

by Mr. Mets March 2, 2020