I don't recognize this person

What people who can't be wrong, mistaken, or told anything say when any of the listed things happen to them.

Jill: I don't think that I should have to pay taxes, the government doesn't do anything for me.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.

Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.

Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.

by Billiamthegreat May 28, 2013

The most gayest yet straightest person

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.

When using the statement “the most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!

by ya_girl_riri November 17, 2020

Dr. Perrone

Dr. Perrone is the Human Services and Psychology Department Chair at a small private college in Leesburg, FL. Dr. Perrone is known to be a really encouraging, inspiring, motivating, and understanding professor unlike most professors at this college. He’s popular around campus and all the students wish that they had him. He teaches Positive Psychology, Human Services Leadership and Management, Methods of Social Research, and Human Services/Psychology Capstone. He’s a really chill and laid back professor who makes his classes fun and no stressful. He’s always there for his students and cares about their well-being and academically.

I’m not even in Human Services but I still heard of Dr. Perrone!

by sassydiva134 May 14, 2023

a person new to Urban Dictionary

Hi. I'm new to Urban Dictionary, so if you are reading this, this is only a test.

This is my second comment (first one was obama), says a person new to Urban Dictionary.

by (Official) Comment Number One October 27, 2011

When the person you love will never love you back.

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.

'when the person you love will never love you back.' 'oh, i haven't slept for weeks thinking if only they did love me back..oh well,i can dream.'

by myalmostlover December 28, 2011

Awesome Person

A word that is an alternative to 'faggot'

Guy 1: That guy spammed the forum so much yesterday.

Guy 2: What an awesome person.

by scooty mcdooty February 15, 2009