dog park daredevil

The practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.

A dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.

by Doggie walker August 19, 2022

Max Park

One of the greatest speedcubers of all time

Wow did you hear how max park broke the Rubik’s cube world record?!

by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022

To Parker down

A slang term to use your influence to pressure the local community to discount or give you something.

I’m going to parker down the local shop and see if they won’t charge me sales tax.

by Rs57 March 13, 2023

The Park School of Baltimore

Park is the hippie leftest stoner school of all maryland private schools. All the kids who go there know each other and like 100+ other kids from different schools. Compared to the other private schools they are the weird, gay, emo cousin. The sports teams are irrelevant and I can't tell you the last time they progressed in any tournaments. The rivalry they have *allegedly* with Friends is barely existent, since Park really can't have true beef with any other school (just like North Korea, they hate everyone, even themselves).

Person #1: What's good bro?
Person #2: Just The Park School of Baltimore things.
Person #1: Nice.

by maybsee? July 3, 2023

Mayson Ray Parker

The devil himself. Someone extremly annoying. His family hates him. Somebody that wont shut up. A nonce.

Your mom is being such a Mayson Ray parker today. She won't shut up

by ERiks mothers owner April 16, 2020

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

knock that pussy outta the park

When you're really good at working that pussy with your hands and mouth, and you drive her crazy, giving her multiple orgasms.

Damn gurl, I was with Devin the other night, and he went down on me, and OMG, he knock that pussy outta the park. I even forgot all the shit that's been going on with me lately for a while.

by Mr. Quackens April 21, 2018