She Paints

It is a term used to describe a homosexual who shits on their partner while getting fucked

I can’t wait to get in bed with the new guy, but my friend says she paints

by Twistedgag December 04, 2023

Painted

When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.

Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.

by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020

painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

Paint Beast

A really fat person (typically a short and fat chick)

Yo look, it’s a 6’9 290 paint beast over there!

by idrinkpaint376 July 03, 2024

I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.

"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."

by 3a1l5 August 01, 2022