Bloomin' Onion

An alternate name for an anal prolapse.

"I went to have anal with a gal in a taxi cab, but she had quite the bloomin' onion..."

by TheAnglerCh March 20, 2024

Acting Onions

Acting in a silly manner in much the same way a short girl with a streak of blue hair acts.

Damn she be acting onions

by watchova April 7, 2024

acting onion

When you are acting like a silly billy and out of your mind, especially if you have a streak of blue in your hair

Damn she's been acting onions ever since she dyed her hair.

by watchova April 7, 2024

Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024

Oklahoma onion burger

An Oklahoma Onion Burger is when you eat out your fat sister's stinky pussy.

I can smell the Oklahoma Onion Burger on that guy.

by Birdie Sanders May 2, 2024

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.

After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.

by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026

sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024