Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 March 8, 2012

rag warts

An STD in the Harry Potter Universe that can be contracted from blasting your magic on her snatch with a dirty wand.

Ginny contracted rag warts from her brother Ron Weasley.

by BankruptPoet7 November 9, 2017

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 7, 2011

rupert-rag

A Rupert Murdoch newspaper

He grabbed a Rupert-rag from the opposite table to save his glasses.

by ACJ1322 November 7, 2013

Ragger /Ragged

A phrase increasingly popular in certain parts of North London. NE17.

A derogatory term

Phrases similar - wanker, chief, donut, tosser, idiot

''That blokes a proper ragged''
''Move out of the way you ragged the spurs go marching in''
''You dont wanna be knockin around with him the boys a ragger /Ragged''

by Headietwo boyyyyy March 1, 2023

Doo-Rag

Owned, Rekt, Fucking Destroyed

Mike: DUDE THIS ANONYMOUS KID JUST FUCKED MY ROUTER UP AND NOW I DON'T HAVE INTERNET.
Sally: Hahahah you got doo-ragged.
...
Tim: Yo my mom just doo-ragged me so hard because I was saying racial slurs.

by Planet Cockstar's President June 11, 2015

Trump rag

Someone who still supports Donald Trump even though he lost the election and they don't admit to it

My friend the Trump rag still thinks Donald Trump won the election

by Mustang February 9, 2021