douche pot pie

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.
"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"
by Devian November 23, 2005
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Netie Pot

ejaculating inside one nostril and out the other
last night I came in that bitch's left nostril and it shot right out the other, I gave her a Netie Pot.
by Nervous Merv April 03, 2011
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Pot Noodle Horn

An odd gimick that seems to make no sense at all. Used in televised adverts and only suceeds in confusing the audience. The creation of Pot Noodle.
Pot Noodle failed when they invented the 'Pot Noodle Horn'.
by lordpestilence July 13, 2005
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pot noodle

The strange hinterland between really really nice and totally hideous. An item that can vary from being seen as the best possible to the worst possible from moment to moment or person to person, like a vary garish patterned item of clothing.

Something so bad it is good, or so good it is bad. For example, a really corny soap opera with naff acting (like Hollyoaks, or Days of Our Lives)
I don't know about this shirt, its a bit pot noodle, part of me loves it and part of me hates it

That gig was a bit pot noodle, I don't know what to make of it
by mim74 January 12, 2008
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Pussy pot pie

When you puke chunks of chicken, carrots, and peas into a gapped pussy.
Damn dude I just gave this chick the nasty pussy pot pie last night after finishing off a handle of Jack Daniels
by Cream pie daddy 69 July 06, 2019
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Blueberry chumb pot

“Im austin and I’m Erer a blueberry chumb pot
by Pineapplesjee April 05, 2019
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pot contact highs

when you're hanging with a group of people and they are getting high and the smoke gets in your system and makes you feel high.
My friends were getting high last night and i think i got pot contact highs
by emily1234567892 August 30, 2008
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