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blue glasses

dude she’s so blue glasses.”
totally.”
by milleeimani June 26, 2022
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glass

stealing something in a sneaky way. usually used it as a code word in public
Person 1 : Ay bro you wanna glass some shit from target?
Person 2: For sure bro
by user887262 May 7, 2023
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Glass Cabinet

A Glass Cabinet is an MMA wrestling move where a fighter deep throats a glass cabinet as an act of intimidation and if preformed correctly will store the opponent's left testicle for the rest of time.
Dam last night the Mexican Midget preformed the Glass cabinet on the Krazy Killer Keeg
by KSI’ a fatneek November 22, 2021
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groucho glasses

Making sure your victim has a large mustache; strategically place your balls over his eyes while resting your penis on his nose. Don't forget a cigar!
It's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as Groucho glasses!

Pass out at Wayne-O's house and you will wear Groucho glasses!
by Muckleash November 23, 2014
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Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.
Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here
by Chipnorris September 29, 2021
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glass

To nuke a location or area so overwhelmingly that it is not only destroyed, but its entire surface is melted into glass.

When the first nuclear bomb, Trinity, was tested in the New Mexico desert, the explosion was so hot that some of the sand near the epicenter was fused into a glassy material later called Trinitite. Modern nuclear weapons can be hundreds of times more powerful, and with so many in existence you could glass a large area indeed.

While most things won’t fuse into glass (pretty much just sand), the idea is a powerful image of total destruction.
The bombers glassed the Killer Cyborg Replication Facility, to ensure that nothing could be recovered.

The Ohio State fans wanted to glass Ann Arbor.
by ttdi October 3, 2021
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Glass Tiger

When you’re banging a chick from behind and you stick each one of your fingers in her butt, then reach out to paint her face and hit her with a beer bottle.
I did the glass tiger last night. She wasn’t a happy camper.
by Luke Long Stroke January 5, 2021
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