Your Mom

Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.

Also a great conversation ender.

Ex 1:

Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: Your mom.



Ex 2:

Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-

Person 2: Your mom.

Person 1:....

by YER FATHA January 5, 2009

ur mom

used to replace random nouns in sentences to piss people off

dude stop...dude ur mom can stop
thas the definition...ur moms the definition

by ur mom =P July 17, 2003

your mom

When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."

Person 1-"You sir, are a shitface cockmaster."

Person 2-"Your mom."

Person 3-"Oh, they're good.

by § July 19, 2004

Hockey Mom

A Soccer Mom with fewer teeth and permanent pokies.

Sarah Palin claims to be a Hockey Mom, but I didn't know that she was even Canadian.

by UncleGordie October 24, 2008

mom nom

A nomination for the hottest MILF ever seen.

Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."

Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."

Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

Mom Party

A high class box social when each attendent brings their best Mom to the party to be examined, heartfully chatted about or discouraged.

This weekends "Mom Party" is about to be off the chains.

by Ross B July 16, 2008

Austin's Mom

The act of placing your buttocs cheeks over a friends nose and emiting feces.

My nose still stinks from when you gave me an Austin's mom.

by Dreypeve December 23, 2009