Mormon

Self righteous douchebags who will be your best friend until you join the cult and everyone then treats you like any imperfections they can nit-pick off of you are mortal sins

Mormon people are only after your tithes

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

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Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.

A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

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Morbose

Talking a great deal about how very sad one is; a contraction of the words verbose and morbid.

Talking incessantly about how deeply saddened he had become, I could hear he was morbose.

by Munnaminx March 10, 2021

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Moron

A stupid person with a birdbrain.

Nicole: I'm so happy I got the scholarship!!!

Justin: Yk if it wasn't for you're parents you would've never been here
Nicole: Say that again
Justin: What?
Nicole: I SAID SAY THAT AGAIN YOU MORON!!

by mycatwentunderthemat March 27, 2021

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