Mexican Hot Sauced

When a guy dips his balls in tabasco sauce, and then shoves them in a girl's mouth.

Holy Shit she just got Mexican Hot Sauced!

Aww, fuck the sun's killing me, it's like I got Mexican Hot Sauced.

by ihav9kats July 3, 2010

Mexican Chocolate Factory

The act of freezing and inserting one's cylindrical piece of shit into a vagina and consuming said shit as it melts out.

"My boyfriend sure enjoys his trips to the Mexican chocolate factory."

by shimya May 18, 2008

Sea Mexican

A Hispanic person not from mainland North or South America; specifically refers to Puerto Ricans.

Not all Hispanics are Sea Mexicans, but all Sea Mexicans are Hispanic.

by Harthacnut December 15, 2008

mexican engineering

1. a comepletely ghetto way of rennovating a house
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)

They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!

by weazulitis October 20, 2006

Mexican popsicle

When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.

For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it

Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle

by Moldymoonpie February 17, 2010

mexican stinky sandwich

When one farts into a taco, or anything else edible at tacobell. Usually done if a customer is an ass or is really picky. A mexican stinky salad can also be done anywhere in mexico too.

Yo! Jose...my hombra, that customer was an ass. Imma make him a special sandwich... A mexican stinky sandwich.

by Jawmama February 1, 2008

Mexican Bullhorn

The Mexican Bullhorn is a greeting that originated deep in ancient Aztec culture. A host would tuck in his shirt just before a fart, pass gas, and place his face down his collar to inhale the vapors. Next, the host looks his victim in the eyes and exhales the flatulence into his face.

Alex smiled as Scott approached. He subtly brought his shirt collar up above his face and took a deep breath. When the unsuspecting prey was within an arms reach Alex exhaled full force--the Mexican Bullhorn had rendered Scott (or your FBF) unconscious.

by Meester Harret May 20, 2008