A manchild who does not clean up after himself. Thinks he plays football but really doesnt. Has a small penis. Performs anal sex on pillows, animals, little people(midgets or kids), and is litteraly a pedophile. And thinks hes a badass who is fuking retarded as fuck and isnt liked by anyone at school.
"Im Matt Linn"
"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."
"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."
by 420MexicanComedian March 03, 2019
by MatthewGill99 May 23, 2020
Matt Robertson
by Bob Marley112233 February 23, 2012
Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space
Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space
Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit
*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.
by Rwandan genocide September 29, 2017
Used to describe someone when a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)
by FlyyMyst27 December 04, 2019
by Mullac4321 November 23, 2020
Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.
"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
by superawesomeguy1496 October 06, 2011