Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
Matt splat is a dirty old man.
by Eatoutalexesass February 01, 2018
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Matt king

Matt king is a boy who is lacking in genital capacity he tries to denie these facts by saying it has actually gotten bigger but we all know that’s a lie he spends most of his life trying not to rape men who smoke cigarettes while listening to music not know by the general population
Wow matt king is really losing his butt
by The gay union of America December 17, 2017
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matt linn

A manchild who does not clean up after himself. Thinks he plays football but really doesnt. Has a small penis. Performs anal sex on pillows, animals, little people(midgets or kids), and is litteraly a pedophile. And thinks hes a badass who is fuking retarded as fuck and isnt liked by anyone at school.
"Im Matt Linn"

"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."
by 420MexicanComedian March 03, 2019
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Matt Orosz

A toe sucking mega faggot he loves the color purple and to eat men’s poop, he would love bbc in his tight little ass hole and to choke on huge cock, he will ride a cock like one should a Horse. And he’s a nigger
Matt Orosz is A MEGA fag gag bag that ate my soft turds
by Kkkizlie January 25, 2020
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Matt Gill

When one of your friends decides to moan at you even though he is wrong
Stop doing a Matt Gill mate 7 x 10 is 70 not 69.
by MatthewGill99 May 23, 2020
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Matt Robertson

I sexy man who loves fanny and will do anything for it.

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Matt Robertson
by Bob Marley112233 February 23, 2012
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Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.
"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
by superawesomeguy1496 October 06, 2011
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