Mercy Main (noun, verb, submissive yet in control, the backbone of your entire team, and you better thank me for it)
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Mercy Main
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
by Jade Ann Byrne February 5, 2025
Get the Mercy Mainmug. by Yirae June 10, 2022
Get the phoenix mainmug. "hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"
by drive me to drink December 12, 2018
Get the mcdonalds on mainmug. Elane the main is the meanest girl in the world she calls her friends sluts and hoes. but everyone falls in love with her somehow so its fine
by elanethemain November 22, 2021
Get the Elane the mainmug. Those who had been or are in the competitive side of gaming will mostly relate, a One Main Wonder is, in simpler terms: an individual who can only win if said individual is using her/his main, they can be easily spotted by their lack of ability or lack of interest in learning to use different characters, or has been playing that character for too long and is stuck in a zone of comfort, this however brings a much extense debate whenever it is ok or not to be a O.M.W. but it all comes down to what kind of game they play, for Fighting games, One Main Wonders are not much of a problem, all it takes is the right character to counter his/her character, on online competitive however (LOL, OW, FORTNITE, SSBU and so on...) can be a problem, you play to support your team and carry out your role effectively in order to acchieve victory, if a One Main Wonder can only use a character that does not fit the role your team needs, you will have a hard time battling the enemy.
Guy 1: Man, I got beaten by that dude over there at SSFV, his Chun Li is strong.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, he is such a One Main Wonder.
Ex 2
Guy 1: Dude, we need a healer! please switch from Hanzo!
Guy 2: Naw man, we can win, I have 50 kills.
Guy 1: Y' U such a OneMainWonder?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, he is such a One Main Wonder.
Ex 2
Guy 1: Dude, we need a healer! please switch from Hanzo!
Guy 2: Naw man, we can win, I have 50 kills.
Guy 1: Y' U such a OneMainWonder?
by AssortedCookies February 29, 2024
Get the One Main Wondermug. A good state for someone who likes things more rural. However, I’m a city person, so I really wish I lived somewhere else.
by anonymous September 10, 2021
Get the Mainemug. The best place in all of bastrop texas...FUCK THAT TEXAS. Its always poppin and everyone there is happy you came. They got the greatest food from burgers to alfredo everything is good and the workers just bring in the vibe of good times always playful with themselves and each other but never with their food or work. stop by
cool dude: Hey man are u going to The 602 On The Main? I heard there's live music and TZ's on fry so the food definitely gonna be good!
lame loser guy: naw man i think ima go to old town instead
lame loser guy: naw man i think ima go to old town instead
by GIVE_ IT_ UP_ TO_ ME November 12, 2023
Get the The 602 On The Mainmug.