Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

by Deadpool92 August 24, 2020

Log Jostling

v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.

Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.

What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?

by Mitchell Webblook May 26, 2011

baby arm log

a massive poop of baby arm sized proportions

jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

Arizona Log Mover

When a girl shits in your mouth and you proceed to perform oral sex on her.

Wes: “Remember when I gave Rachael an Arizona Log Mover”

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

nutty log

nutty flavoured tured

what a tasty tured tast's like chekein smell's like sproutss

by cleg nut May 12, 2003

log hoe

A tall ass slutty prostitute.

That bitch is a fucking log hoe!

by Littleppl07 January 17, 2017

Tipping the log

When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo

Dude, last night I was tipping the log

by Qlesbo June 14, 2024