log layer

Someone who takes massive shits.

That there is an absolute log layer of a man!

by legomaster97 September 27, 2020

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log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex

Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.

by Tom4775i April 14, 2016

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log dew

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

by Meldrew Eyebrows May 3, 2018

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Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

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ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you

(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"

by Blazingscout April 12, 2014

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