goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

the knobber

Receiving a Blowjob with a door knob snuggly fit in your asshole.

While standing in front of the bathroom door , Bob received the knobber from his girlfriend who was sitting on the toilet.

by nnNNNjkhghkFGHJL;'POIUYTREDSXF February 28, 2017

knobbin

Knobbin someone- to be having sex with them.

Guy1: were was u last nite?
Guy2: I was knobbin my gf

by Funki May 13, 2005

knobster

Demented internet tail wagging imbicile.

Idiotic comments make you look like such a knobster.

by spookywagon December 27, 2006

knobtastic

1.) When one is being such a knob job that they take lameness to an entirely new level.

2.) Word to decribe someone who is fantastic at being a knob job.

3.) aka Knobtacular.

Krazy Karl: Dude! Can you do me a huge flavor?

Kyle: No.

Krazy Karl: Knobtastic.

by white cash October 20, 2006

knobwipe

1- an object for wiping your penis with

dear me oliver, must you use that knobwipe whilst i'm baking a puttanesca

by trollie November 24, 2006

Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.

Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick

by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010