June 26

People born on June 26 are such bad bitches they make November 23 seem like pussies.

"I'm born on June 26."

"Damn" - November 23

by Eric Cartman 6969 October 25, 2020

June 30th

June 30th, the day every straight, homophobic, or normal person has been waiting for, the last day of pride month! Burn any pride flag in sight and kiss every gay person you walk by, even if they say they aren't gay! 🤟

*walks by someone*
Oh my gosh, you're gay! Let's kiss
*makes out aggressively*
Oh you have the pride flag hanging out your bag, luckily I brought a lighter!

*burns it into ashes*
Happy last day of pride Month!

June 30th, a day no person will ever forget, well, normal person 🤝

by theduckwiththicleyebrows June 30, 2022

13 June

National cum day
Today marks the day of the cum revolution. Founded by Rae and Kealie (13/06/22)

Person A: “Hey dude! it’s 13 June! happy cum day”
Person B: “You two bro! wanna fuck later?”

by KGDGKXTJTSUFJRSRDU June 13, 2022

June 8

national BJ day from your girlfriend/boyfriend they have to let suck it

hey it's June 8 get on your knees

by ItsThatDay June 07, 2021

june 11th

national call abby a ugly bitch day be sure to call all the abby’s ugly bitches

john: what day is it

abby: june 11th why

john: oh then you’re an ugly bitch

by your mom gey69 June 07, 2021

June 28

you have a free ticket to tell someone to flash you on facetime

boy:Flash me bitch

girl:why
boy: it's june 28

by psycho why don't you princess June 28, 2021

June 29th

Today is my best friend's birthday, so you can wish her something (here's her Instagram --> @editsbytedito)

-IT'S JUNE 29TH, SOO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
WISH YOU ALL THE BEST! I LOVE YOU INFINITELY MUCH!

by Vickydude November 27, 2019