Total creepers
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling
OMFG what the fuck is he doing in front of my house?
Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt
Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?
Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt
Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?
by hahalaughinginyourface May 8, 2009
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Usually gay and a regular homosexual. usually resides in and around suburban areas such as Peachtree City.
A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety
A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs
A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off
A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety
A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs
A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off
by Hunter58 February 22, 2008
Get the Jordan mug.a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.
Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan"
Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.
Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.
by Jordan Fetus April 5, 2008
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Get the Jordan mug.The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan!!!!
by Jordan Lover<3(: October 25, 2011
Get the Michael Jordan mug.when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth
james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj
by james gardiner January 29, 2008
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