No Jerk off January

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.

- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.

by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018

jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.

Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.

by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018

i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

by H4rry11k September 14, 2017

Himalayan Quick Jerk

the act of receiving or giving a handjob on Mount Everest.

Dude, I got a Himalayan Quick Jerk from a girl from the {Philippines} last week!

by himalayadude22222 May 21, 2018

Rahsaan Roland Jerk

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.

On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!

by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018

Game of Thrones Jerk

The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.

Bro last night after I binge watched my favorite show I hit the meanest game of thrones jerk.

by Jumbodong1423 April 8, 2019

Roman Circle Jerk

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.

Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.

by DickTckler October 21, 2015