Jake Kirby

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"

by Danizzle;FoShizzle July 27, 2009

Jake-baw

Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.

A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?

by GSTQ December 20, 2009

Jake Paul

the synonym for: ebola

Person 1: Bro I think I have Jake Paul
Person 2: You cant fix that

by Deji's Lover December 17, 2019

jake robbins

The one man to rule them all

jake robbins is my king

by techgamers March 17, 2017

Jake Thornton

Giraffe

Wow his neck is so long he must be a Jake Thornton

by Big pedo nonce February 5, 2020

Jake paul

A skinny-was white boii from ohio. Cheats, clickbaits, and is responsible for creating a disease called cancer. Erika shall dump the dougebag! SHE SHALL!!

Billy: ugh there goes a jake paul
Mom: cover your EYES child!
Billy: morphs..
Mom: mother of God..
Billy:IT'S EVERY DAY BRO!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMING INTENSIFIES!!

by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018

Jake Scrotum

Usually the weird kid in school.

Jake Scrotum: Hey everyone! Do you all think that i can shove this corndog up my ass?
Literally the entire class: OH NO NO NOT AGAIN

by Babeluka7 February 6, 2022