Haps in da hood

What's going on in the neighborhood

Jim: Hey Mary whats the Haps in da hood

Mary: Little D got capped up in tha hood last week

by Wishful Thinking October 07, 2005

the hood rats rule

the act of having sex with prostitutes or other unsavory ladies in order to gain sexual experiance

guy: my girlfriend is going to think im wierd for being bad at sex

friend: go have sex with some prozzys. its called the hood rats rule.

by g4000 August 04, 2009

hood kick(s)

To rain down with kicks to the head, chest, or stomach to a downed opponent.

Did you see those hood kick(s) Shogun Rua used in Pride Fighting Championship last night?

Have you ever wanted to uppercut your boss and then hood kick em?

by thewoogier March 29, 2010

Tijuana Hood Smasher

The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.

Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!

by turdchaser March 18, 2008

Hooded Gas Mask

When a female farts and catches the gases into her vagina and then sits on a unexpecting males face and releases the gases

Natasha totally got back at her ex for cheating on her by giving him a hooded gas mask

by Nic83 November 11, 2014

oscar hood

the love of my life , the perfect boyfriend , the sweetest thing in the world , the cutest thing in the world , a pothead , addicted to smoking , tinker gooch , i love you

look at maddy , shes in love with an oscar

by madeline February 24, 2005

Hood Rich

btw class of 2002 in montgomery alabama

yeah that was our class song cuz some people had a habit of buying things with money they didn't have. how did you afford that beamer, son?

by damnitall April 24, 2003