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irish penants

Military slang for the little threads that are found protruding from new uniforms around the seams & buttons. Can also be applied to new suits in the civilian sector.
The drill instructor said to get scissors and clip off all the irish penants on your uniform.
by Clem Clauson May 12, 2008
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irish omelette

A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.
" She said I had to make breakfast this morning, so I made her an Irish Omelette. "
by 408 Ninjas PSA May 11, 2006
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irish sunrise

Wake up, puke, shower and get on with your day.
I got shitfaced with Sean Last night and woke up to an Irish sunrise.
by NekiNecro March 11, 2019
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irish chicken

An accidental theoretical construct in the brain of someone who is not paying full attention to the conversation.
Dude 1: I was in O'Neills last night and there was this gorgeous Irish chick in there.

Dude 2: What's an Irish chicken?
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
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Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a chinese fire drill. However, instead of waiting to get to a stoplight, participants exit the car while it is still moving. Can be performed with multiple cars and also with multiple cars where only the drivers switch. This manuever is usually preceded by several pints of guinness.
Alex: ......a chinese fire drill? Does it involve fireworks?

Ben: I said irish fire drill you retard. Its a cocktail with 2 parts beer and three parts stupidity.
by spider_nugget December 11, 2009
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Irish Spring

When one ingests the vitamin Riboflavin, it turns their urine bright yellow. When one ingests Methylene Blue, it turns their urine dark blue.

When one ingests them both together, it turns their urine emerald green.

When one performs the "golden shower" after ingesting aforementioned chemicals, its called the Irish Spring.
yo dawg last night i gave mallory an irish spring for st patty's day

she hasnt called me since
by Jubb June 6, 2011
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