Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

hooterdingy

what old people call something they cannot remember the name of

Grab me that hooterdingy over yonder. Its by the wazzlehoffer.

by yenkojeep August 27, 2014

hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal

Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .

by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015

hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.

If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!

by Westside T October 30, 2015

Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child

Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"

by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016

Hoober

Hoober is a European multinational taxi company specializing in hooker-related services and products that include sexual and driving services.

Hoober Inc. was founded in 2016 by TheDogisintheOven and Fairygloss while they were being silly in Dms. Together, they own 100 percent of its shares. They incorporated Hoober as a privately held company Autumn 2016. An initial public offering (IPO) took place on January 14, 2016 and the Hoober Inc. Discord was created.

Call a Hoober!

Damn boy, I could really use a Hoober rn.

Have you seen that Hoober Hooker's tight pussy?

by PenisWanze January 15, 2017