go home and wank kid

a kid that must wank as soon as he gets home. Sexual gratification is utterly important to him...but no-one else will give it to him.

Man, I bet that fat kid gerard is a go home and wank kid.

Mum: 'Hi honey, how was school?'
David: 'Wait, just a minute mum, just a minute! I have to go to the toilet'

*Runs to the bathroom and after a few minutes returns looking rather flushed*

by stub004 November 6, 2004

I'm staying home today

Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?

Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...

by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

This is home

A song by Robin Skinner a.k.a Cavetown that is widely viewed as a trans masculine anthem. Many trans guys growing up in the 2010s will immediately recognize this song. It was remade in 2019 by Cavetown into a song called "Home"

-This is home plays-
Trans guys: TURN IT UP

by dumbass lesbian February 16, 2021

Guide us home

We are Magic.
We are Moments.
We are Dreams and
We are memories
We are everything.
And in the depths
we swim deeper to
discover that we
are not born whole
so we cannot be
broken. We are born in twos,
and we are searching, searching
for the other piece,
that other person

to guide us home.

will you guide us home?
Yes.... we will do it together....

by 140CM February 23, 2022

Follow me home and fuck me's

Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention

Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".

by Ramiey August 17, 2011

Island Home Center

Island Home Center (formerly Island Lumber) is a business on vashon island that started out as a local lumber and hardware store and now has evolved into a business driven to put long time local vashon business out of business.

I need a can of WD40, bag of dog food, a roll of toilet paper and a pink blender, I guess ill goto the lumber yard for all that. oh wait the lumber yard turned into wal-mart, guess ill goto island home center

by Vashon Island Residents May 28, 2010

stealing home

skipping 2nd & 3rd base, as in:

1st base: making out etc
2nd base: fondling/fingering
3rd base: oral sex
home: sex

guy 1: "dude, i was totally stealing home tonite w/ rita, and she didnt care!"

guy 2: "no way man! awesome!"

guy 3: "*cough*slut*cough*

by pete b. January 13, 2007