Canada's History

The act of dipping your stationary office pen in maple syrup, deep frying it, and wrapping it in the Canadian flag, then pushing it up your ass oriented orifice with your tongue, while rubbing maple syrup into your chest and pubic hair.

Oh man, yesterday I got paid 50 bucks by some American fat guy to do Canada's History with him. It had to be the most knowledgeable experience in my life.

by Shoomkin February 5, 2010

hilton, jim

The producer of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"

The hit album of the late 60's early 70's

by Jim Hilton May 13, 2005

history maker

A REALLY GAY SONG ABOUT A REALLY GAY ANIME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
person:so your an history maker

by YURIOPLISETSKY September 26, 2018

canada's history

to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick

OMG!!! she's a total slut if u gave her canada's history.

by brood5 February 4, 2010

canada's history

an interesting fact of canada is it is the home of the only living decendants of chuck norris and all are born with enormous trouser snakes that look strangely similar to a stack of 12 beer cans and are known for their sexual act the "canada's history" that has been made illegal by all those prudes in the USA because it has known to cause blindness to everyone in a 100 mile radius

i feel so dirty after experiencing canada's history for the first time

by canadaisawesome February 5, 2010

Canadian History

A sex act involving the application of maple syrup via a beer bottle while tied to a set of moose antlers and the use of a hockey stick both as a spanking intstiment and as a inertable sex toy

afterwords you eat bacon and drink a beer

did you hear Paris Hilton performed a Canadian History in her latest sex tape

by Mr. Xero February 5, 2010

Canada's History

(Noun) When a group of 3 to 7 people (2 males, 1-5 females) gather in one room. One male shoves the Stanley cup, filled with maple syrup, up another male's rectum, cup side first, all the way in. All the females then take the remaining maple syrup, douse themselves in it and defecate and/or vomit in the prime minister's mouth. Then the second male, with Stanley cup still in his ass, puts a pair of moose antlers on his dick and inserts them into the females' vaginas and/or rectums while the first male masturbates and licks the ugliest females eyes. After shoving up and down and an immense amount of vomiting the orgy concludes with the Canadian flag, attached to a 25 ft pole, shoved up the first male's urethra.

Billy could never look at Tim in the eyes after they performed Canada's History the previous night.

by DoIExist February 4, 2010