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AP World History

Everyday you walk into this class, your wrists will magically slit themselves. Many people recommend this class to people such as Hitler and Stalin, as it's such a fun class. This class will for sure fill up your notes app with suicide notes, sometimes you'll even print them out just incase you go vertical on your wrists. Don't forget the slew of work that's comes out faster than you can cry, don't worry though there's no time to cry. You'll find yourself staying up all night long just to avoid this slop of a class. Many people ask what you'll learn, simply tell them you learned how to write a suicide note in 45 minutes while answering the prompt.
Student 1: Hey I just signed up for AP World History!

Student 2: I have taken AP World History!

Student 1: What's it like?
Student 2: Grab a rusty razer and chew on it until you get tetanus

Student 1: What
by Thatuhpersonhahahaha April 7, 2025
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Clearing history

The act of wiping ones rusty Sherif badge after a hard wired or WI-Fi down load
Have been for a hard wired down load in there the big roll is rough I felt like not Clearing history
by Spogetastic July 7, 2016
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Canada's History

The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup
Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.

Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?

Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010
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Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup
Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.
by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010
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Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.
My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.
by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021
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internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through
(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)
by stovO33 May 23, 2023
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