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happy poo carrot

"I heard Big Gal Al had a happy poo carrot yesterday"

"That couldn't have been a good thing"
by brenda! February 13, 2008
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Happy Flaps

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!
by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004
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The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.
Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!
by El Contractore January 14, 2008
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Happy Ending

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or full on sex
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by TrueFactsFromLife April 29, 2015
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double happy

1. A large firework, about the same diameter as a king-size cigarrette and two-thirds the length. Used in Austarlia and New Zealand for the same purposes as a Cherry Bomb, e.g., toilet cistern mayhem.

2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.).
1."Someone stuffed a double happy in MUzza's exaust pipe - Tore a hole in the muffler!"

2."We ran out of condoms, so we had a double happy instead."
by d f stuckey February 16, 2004
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I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.
"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"
by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010
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