happy birthday

a good comeback; you could say this if the person you are come-back-ing with has already used the 'your face' comeback

you : YOU'RE A FAG
person : your face is a fag
you : well HAPPY BIRTHDAY

by sdfksd May 13, 2006

happypants

when a human tends to get very horny and stays horny for a long period of time(48 hours)

Jimmy,"Dude did u see Sandra in that thong yesterday?" Ren, " yeah man, i can't stop thinking about it, ive been happypants for a while!"

by Disarmed Milk June 18, 2005

happy gas

1. what the dentitist gives you so's you don't kill him when he's tearing your mouth up
2. see fart

santa just landed outside and the creatures of doom 3 are dancing a tango in front of me. haflfafla

by Ska Fiend May 3, 2005

Happy Lips

The generic name given the labia majora which emanate from the mons pubis, that is the outer lips of a woman's genitals. Contrast this with the arguably more popularmeat curtains. Note that the phrase 'happy lips' assumes that there is 'happiness' if there are one or more individuals whose focus and attentions and actions are focused on said anatomy, to the end of sexual gratification.

It should be noted that the potential happiness in said lips is dependent upon several factors, not the least of which being the intrinsic sensitivity of the 'happy lips' or as well as the state of arousal of the person to whom said happy lips belong, the overall propensity to achieve pleasurable sensations by one's own hand (or the hands / implements / adult toys of those in attendance / with whom there is / may be sexual communion) as well as age and the general condition of the vagina in general.

Patriarchal doctrine would presume that the degree of happiness achieved by said lips is a function of male / female genital contact or equivalently, male oral to female genital contact. Indeed, for many this remains the case, but care should be taken not to generalize and to acknowledge that same-sex stimulation is not only mutually beneficial for some, but in some cases, the only 'configuation' that can bring true happiness to the lips in question.

Dude...last night my girlfriend and I were watching a classic Marilyn Chambers flick from the 80's...you know...the one where she gets throat-f*cked by some stage-hand while she's on the pool table...anyway...my girl started rubbing one out to that scene, so I told her that I wanted to apply a lil' dick-stick to her happy lips. I figured it was better than telling her I wanted to 'cure' her meat curtains.

by justplainnuts March 30, 2011

happy tree friends

The happy show about brutally murdered animals. This is most definitely kid friendly.

Hey look, it's that show, Happy Tree Friends.

Lets watch it!

by Crimson357 October 17, 2016

Spencers Happy Sock Pile

A pile of socks that Spencer decided to cum in and stuff on the side of his mattress where his mother found them. The end result was a bundle of hardened cum socks.

Mom found Spencers Happy Sock Pile.

by TheNo1Guardian March 29, 2010