dick in ur hand

Dick in ur hand is when a bunch of guys go out and cant get any pussy..so they are standing around with there dick in there hand

Wtf plenty of girls here and you guys are standing around with your dick in ur hand.

by Chuco cr November 24, 2016

raise my hand

1. When you think you know what should be done/take the lead in a situation or when you think that you can make the right decision.
2. When you want to vote on something.

Examples for "raise my hand"
1. -Who wants to go inside first?

-I'm raising my hand!
2. -Who did you vote for, Mark?

-I raised my hand for Trump.

by Cyrus Dark November 6, 2017

Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture

The Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture (SBHG) is used to describe abstract things by leadership in a corporate environment. Typical uses are to describe a process, workflow, or when making a really good point that everyone should pay attention to. To perform the SBHG, simply start with your hands placed wide on the table with your palms facing eachother. After making each point, or describing each step, lift your hands like you are holding a box, and pretend to shrink it by an increment proportional to something in your description. Place the imaginary box back on the table. Your hands will be closer together with the palms facing. Now, repeat the process until you are satisfied. This phrase can be used in many situations such as:
"Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture used in that meeting!"
"He/She really got me with that Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture. I just nodded and agreed!"
"I will now perform the Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture"

Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture he/she used in that meeting!

by Caticon July 10, 2018

Montana Ranch Hand

A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.

Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.

by The Montana Ranch Hand June 19, 2020

Lithuanian fat hand

When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito

Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.

by Gus the fister June 29, 2020

J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

by TwinFami October 29, 2020