GILF

Gran.i'd.like.to.fuck

wow thats a GILF (gran i'd like to fuck)

by jonny rubber September 25, 2007

Girlfriend

Something YOU DON'T HAVE! HA LOSER

Hey man don't you wish you had one? I had a girlfriend. but then I took an arrow to the knee

by IAMSNUFFY May 25, 2015

Girlfrienemy

Your girlfriend's friends that constantly talk shit about you and desire nothing more than to a.) Get your girlfriend to break up with you or b.) Fuck around behind your back.

Most often, the Girlfrienemy is grossly overweight and chronically single. Dragging your girlfriend into her misery is her only source of joy.

John knew he had a new Girlfrienemy when his girlfriend started hanging out with the fat chick from work and arguments inevitably took place the day after about how shitty a boyfriend he had become.

by DuffyMcBluff December 12, 2011

Girlfriend bomb

When a female friend (or otherwise) askes you out and you tell them you have a girlfriend

Johnny dropped the Girlfriend bomb on that fucking gold digger

by xaneks September 20, 2016

invisible girlfriend

a girlfriend that you cant see but you still really relaly care about

today, friday, i hope to see my invisible girlfriend at the mall between 1-230

by bennetjames May 2, 2008

Mom-girlfriend

Like a cougar, but she doesn't have a career, money or anything to offer a young man.

I don't understand why Tom is still with his mom-girlfriend, she's old enough to be his mom and doesn't have a job!

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014