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golden polish

When a woman pees her panties and a man jerks off with them.
Dude, I gave myself a golden polish last night with Suzi's underwear. It was killer!
by Dominick Kociemba III August 3, 2007
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golden garb

Fake jewelry that aging jew-centric women wear all over their bodies to hide all of their displeasing attributes.
Evette: Do you like my jewelry? Isn't it fab!?
Puablo: Fuck that golden garb!
by Dahn April 23, 2008
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The Golden Rule

One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.
Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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golden night

A night when a male has sex with two girls at once.
Did you hear Andrew had a golden night at the party.
by magic dave7 August 31, 2016
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Golden catch

Young fit mom -apparently meaning that they can keep themself in shape despite having a baby is a sought out benefit for young jocks checking out young moms
She's a golden catch
by NinjaTripleS January 12, 2017
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Golden Mustache

It is when a male human jerks his penis off and ejaculates onto a female human's upper lip then he proceeds to piss on her upper lip thus turning the jizz/semen to a yellowish goo the result is the formation of a golden yellow mustache on her upper lip.
I gave her a golden mustache at the party because I was ragin horny and wanted to get it on then we did it in her parents bedroom and I pulled out my rager and gave her a Golden Mustache.
by Jizz Master/I love rimjobs January 24, 2010
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Golden Bullet

A financial problem caused by a misunderstanding of your contract or agreement. It can cost you a lot of money if you aren't careful.

Narrowly avoiding the financial burdens involved would be called "dodging a golden bullet"
Person 1: "I found out that I wasn't actually covered by unlimited texting on my cell phone, even though I paid for it. Turns out I misunderstood the terms, and I almost had to pay for a couple thousand dollars worth of texting. Luckily I was able to talk my way out of it, and only paid a few hundred."

Person 2: "Wow, you really dodged a golden bullet"
by Godo Fall January 18, 2010
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