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Goblin of the year award

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.
"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2
by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024
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Goblin

a Troll makes something harmless but provocative, the Goblin in another hand makes something harmful and despicable and calls it trolling, like breaking your arm for clout or attention, or amusement for others or your reaction.
Goblin
by AzumiChiasa October 25, 2023
mugGet the Goblinmug.

Goblin

The nerd in class, the guy that loves history and geography. He has no friends but tries so hard he can to make some, he thinks annoyingness is the right way to go. He is raised like he is 3 years old and is only allowed to watch 1 hour of videos each day, only History! "Goblins" is often diagnosed with "Giantbabysyndrome", which means he behaves like a 2 years old even if he isn't that. His body is very dangerous, his elbows are sharp like knifes and his legs are taller than Empire state building. Watchout for him, if you see him, run or punch him. He is very weak, just watchout for his elbows and legs. Smelling his breath or his sweat will cause you to get cancer and you will emeditaly die.
Oh no, it is Goblin. Run!!!
by I'mnotGoblinIswear December 4, 2018
mugGet the Goblinmug.

Knob Goblin

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.
i did knob goblin with your mum last night
by Mateplz November 21, 2016
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Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018
mugGet the Ass goblinmug.

Bong Goblin

A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.
my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin
by BicBoi4000 January 15, 2021
mugGet the Bong Goblinmug.

Goblins

A horrible, tactless, lazy, and aggressive individual who constantly seeks to sabotage others for no reason. An uncooperative colleague.
Ms. Goblins called out today because she was sick apparently although, yesterday, she was consuming a giant, double decker sandwich, and was healthy as a goddamn horse!
by Hallaku January 28, 2016
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