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girlfriendsyndrome 

This disease causes your body to shut down . Your thighs start hurting then your back and then your stomach starts . This disease can only be fixed by kisses and cuddling , if you don’t get it treated you could die .
Oh my gosh he must have girlfriendsyndrome”

Girlfriend 

What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.
Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart.
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??
Girlfriend by DavidandIsaac June 27, 2021

Girlfriend 

Something most of you on here, can't get.
You: Hey, have you heard that Garrett got a girlfriend?

Friend: Oh really? I heard he was on Urban Dictionary a lot.
Girlfriend by imlegallyblind July 10, 2021

girlfriend_simp 

Girlfriend_simp is a tiktoker with 781 followers and has 34.5k likes And goes by She/Her pronouns.

• The most popular video on her platform is about how she got caught by her mom and is in trouble, the video has 78.3k views and 21.9k likes as of today. (July 10)

• She has shared some.. pretty weird story’s over the time she has been on tiktok. Some of them being kind of unbelievable.

• The tiktoker has many alt accounts for different reasons.

• Doesn’t have any mutuals

• Has discord but doesn’t use it often

• Doesn’t tell anyone who she simps for nether kins.

• She likes R34 and draws it.

• Her account is now not really popular as it use to.

Overall she needs medical assistance.
girlfriend_simp by Amôngus July 10, 2021

Girlfriend 

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.
Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
Girlfriend by RayIsDum July 31, 2021

Girlfriend 

U gonna stay single forever hun, bye
Taylor :do you have a girlfriend
Harry :left the chat