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Mexican fruit snack

Bro 1: “What happened with you and Ashley last night

Bro 2:”oh bro I gave her the Mexican fruit snack
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com September 26, 2020
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secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth
Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.
by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017
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dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020
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sneaky fruit burst

when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.
Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
by simba;) October 14, 2010
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lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022
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Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016
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rainbow fruit loop

A person that is gay
Dont go in the gay club unless you are a rainbow fruit loop.
by Juicy couture1 April 19, 2018
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