Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.

He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!

by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012

fruit cake

Some one who acts like they are hopped up on drugs or something; someone who belongs in a hospital for the mentally insane. ei; Fruity, nutty, crazy.

People who fight online about fruit or any other ridiculas topics! People who sniff bicycle seats. You are a fruit cake!

by Linda69 December 5, 2006

fruitbooter

a person who doesn't have enough balls to try the more extreme sports in life such as surfing, snowboarding, and skateboarding.

Surfing, snowboarding, and skating look dangerous and scary, so i think ill be a fruitbooter instead.

by peep_this March 26, 2005

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

fruitard

A person who doesn't know what a fruitard is, created just to annoy people.

Person 1: You're such a fruitard
Person 2: Wtf is a fruitard?
Person 1: Can't say, but you are one.
Person 2: Why?!?!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: OMG :'( Im so emo im gonna die.

by nikkiBALLS September 14, 2008

Fruit Card

A word invented by Zachary Oleary of Dartmouth Nova Scotia while trying to call his brother a fruitcup when he had food in his mouth.

Zack: You're a fruit cup
Tyler: Did you say I'm a fruit card?
Zack: Umm, yeah

by Ginga-Ninja4272 June 21, 2008