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Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.
by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018
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Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016
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rainbow fruit loop

A person that is gay
Dont go in the gay club unless you are a rainbow fruit loop.
by Juicy couture1 April 19, 2018
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Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce
Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble
by Cregthehat June 30, 2021
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lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022
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freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends
You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot
by FreckledFruitCup September 7, 2017
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the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y
John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
by Swatches December 7, 2021
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