Failed abortion

A absolute fucking retard

Ur mom is a failed abortion (the person reading this)

by tbr.orphan killer December 7, 2020

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster November 16, 2012

Failing

To shred on Banjo. Be able to pick the hell out of a 5 string Banjo.

Billy was failing all night yesterday during the show. My face melted watching Billy Failing.

by BMFSgoat December 10, 2021

Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk

Haha that guy looks like a sussy failed abortion

by Sussy director September 10, 2021

your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

You people are a fail

People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.

You people are a fail

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019

Epic Fail

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

by Abdellah March 10, 2012