Hey Hanging

An annoying, extremely irritating communication, usually performed at work, where a coworker will reach out to you, usually on an instant messaging platform or text message with just the word “hey” or “hi.” The offender will not say anything more until you respond, then either they will get to the point or will engage in meaningless chatting while you are attempting to complete another task. The painful part of this communication is that it will raise your anxiety level, especially if it is from your boss on a Friday, especially on a Friday morning, (can you jump on Zoom for a second? Aka layoff), or on a Friday night, (I have a fire drill that needs your attention ASAP, it might be an all nighter). The Hey hanging provokes the worst case scenarios, fear, and even paranoia when the victim is trying to figure out what is coming next.
I just got a ping on Teams from this project manager who I haven’t spoken to in months. The ping just said “hey,” now I am racing through my mind like crazy. What did I miss? What does he want? Is this person going to saddle me with something that will ruin my day? Get to the point and stop hey hanging me!
by Lumburgh Survivor May 21, 2025
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hang out a shingle

Verb phrase. To start a business.

This refers to old shops or guilds in the 1800's and before, where their business name was carved on a piece of wood called a shingle, which they would hang out over their front door for pedestrians to see.
"Your sister graduated Law School last week? When will she hang out a shingle?"
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balls hanging out

A term used when a guy gives you every look and opportunity to get in your pants. Also could mean that a guy is ready to get layed.
" hey dude. You better have your (balls hanging out ) cause that party will be full of hot chicks!"
by Linabeast March 30, 2016
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A Hang Out

When a guy and girl hang out just as friends, but the guy highkey likes the girl but is too awkward to do anything about it.
Yea I know this one bot named Dangelo who's at a hang out with some girl named Emerald.
by Hamez19117 May 24, 2019
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Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later, you can express that you are going to.
Could be masturbation.
A foxy woman passes you by without even looking.
"Hang me later." - you.

"Masturbation" -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
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Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later

Off-note it could be for masturbation.
"And that is that for today" - teacher

The really into school kid rises their hand.

"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
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hang nail

that irritating little shit skin that hangs off your finger below your fingernail.

I hope thats what this is.
"what's this shit?"
"it's hang nail. pull it."
"okay"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"
by timenssemper June 28, 2021
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